Dear fakeHipster-friends,

This year for the winter holidays I will be buying you all P.L.O. scarves! I know most of you already accessorize with them but one can never have too many cheap and mindlessly trendy political apparel, right?

In case you’re new to the Urban-Outfitters-Just-Puked-On-Me look and need something to make the outfit seem more plausible just let me know. I picked up a couple of Che shirts at the GAP and now have nowhere to put them.

Seasons’ tidings,