I have just seen the new Indiana Jones one. Here are my ratings as a prose-poem-quiz

 

1) + or – 1 for the fear of snakes gag

 

2) + or – 1 for no rolling boulder of potential doom

 

3) I wondered how it would affect ladyfolx that Indiana’s love interest is his own age. Is this a feminist question? Yes or no?

 

4) Cate Blanchett– hot or not?

 

5) Shia LaBeouf: nice adolescent partial recognizability. Just enough to annoy in to a WhereDoIKnowHimFrom stare throughout the film. Answer: Disturbia, tv cameos, Freaks/Geeks

 

6) Are we just going to be killing characters in cinematic atomic action blasts from now- willy nilly?

 

7) Which of the following was portrayed MOST like a human:

       a ) Mayans

       b ) The People of Peru

       c ) misc Tribal People

       d ) Aliens

       e ) Soviets

       f ) mannequins in a fake American suburb

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