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I got this email…
ROGER FLETCHER BAKER SOLICITORS & Co
326-328 Old Street
London, EC1V 9DR
I am Roger Baker, an attorney at law. A deceased client of
mine, that shares the same last name as yours, died as a
result of a heart-related condition on March 12th 2005. His
heart condition was due to the death of all the members of
his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December2004
I am contacting you to seek your consent to present you as
the next of kin to my late client. He has a deposit of
Seventeen Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars
(US$17,500,000) left behind.
This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that
will protect you from any breach of the law. If this business
proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology.
I can be reached on :firstname.lastname@example.org
Barrister Roger Fletcher Baker.
Attorney at Law
—– I can’t decide if my fave part is the explanatory wikilink or the claim that a catastrophic number of Novacks were wiped out in the tsunami.
finals google desperation search: “Teresa’s Castle cheats: 7th level”
Where the deer and the antelope play: “EXIT ANTIGONUS: Pursued by bears.”
how to dance: Shyly, pooly, and when under, freely.
txts from C
ff: how are you?
c: flustered. like a human version of a mother goose but a man.
ff: hmmm. how descriptive and weird…
c: i think you’re confused. I don’t meant to say that I lay eggs.
ff: i know. that was covered by the man part. i thought you meant.. had an apron and told edifying fables.
c: Well don’t rule that out. I mean who can say no to those edifying fables? Once you’ve had one you gotta go back for more..
Look! An illustration in which the government is represented through a composite image of hundreds of faces which together are able to rule as one and wield a sword.
But… not ALL images of the executive can be read as composites. For example…
Barack Obama’s race is not a composite image of the nation’s “color blindness.”
At first I had not noticed that the interior had been knocked down.
All that is left is the historically signficant facade. You can see all the way through to the hills.
Okay. I’ve been playing it close to the chest for almost a year now. But I’m back.
Geoff said, “It’s better when you’re here.”